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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Kids Say the Darndest Things...


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


"Both don't want no more kids." -- Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Martin, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" -- Kelvin, age 8

and my personal favorite:


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." -- Ricky, age 10

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