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Friday, July 6, 2007

Because secretly I'm a little rude...

My mama always said that you should refrain from asking personal questions of people you know -- that unless they volunteer the information, it's really none of your business. I was reading Mel's blog and she had a list of inappropriate questions she'd like to ask...so I figured if she can do it, why can't I?

"How much money do you make?"
"Did you look at your backside in the mirror before you left the house this morning in those low-rise jeans and tank?"
"Do you ever shut up?"
"How much to you weigh...realy?"
"Do you realize that you really should take that mint I offered you?"

Those are just a few...so what are yours? I know you have some...

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2 comments:

Mrs. Bick said...

Lemme get in touch with my rude side (which I frequently have to squelch!)

" What look were you going for with that outfit?"

"Absolutely, that makeup is making a statement... that you are a tramp!"

"And the what is it that you see in your husband/wife?"

Maybe you should get those glasses/contacts fixed, because you obviously misread the size on the tag! (Could that ____ get any tighter?)

Who appointed you the almighty know-it-all today?

Could you be any ruder?

(Sadly, if given enough time, the list could go on and on. Thanks for giving these things a place to go.)

Emily said...

hi, do you look before you pull out in front of me?

do you realize i can see your thong when you sit down? is that what you wanted? /shudder/

is my car invisible or are you just a bad driver?