rEVOLUTIONary thought

A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him".

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Kimberly said…
LOL, that is too funny! Hope you and your family are doing well!
June 4, 2007 at 6:48 PM
Unknown said…
HAHAHAHAHA!!! What a comeback!
June 5, 2007 at 6:31 AM
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