2. Lingerie that you think will look almost as good on her as on the Victoria's Secret model.
3. Any clothing item with the words 'push-up' or 'slim-down' on the label.
4. Any food item with the words 'diet', 'light', or 'high fiber' on the label.
5. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, or Jenna Jameson.
6. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.
7. Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out 'There was once a girl from Nantucket...'
8. Anything you ever gave another woman, including your mother.
9. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
10. A gift certificate.
11. Cash.
12. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.
13. An apologetic look and the words 'That was today?'
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8 comments:
Perfect!
I laughed ou loud at this- # 13 has happened to me! (before my husband I should add) A great TT!
Mine's out too:
http://bellamocha.blogspot.com/2008/02/thursday-thirteen-3.html
Glad to be visiting!
Too true. My husband just skips the holiday all together so I don't have to worry about the hype at all.
Very funny! Happy T-13!
I couldn't agree more with #4. Thanks for stopping by my TT.
lol EXACTLY!!!
So, not a snowblower?
My dad once bought my mom a big, huge, ugly La-Z-Boy. Uh huh...right...for HER....sure.
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