1. You answer the door before people knock.
2.You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
3. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
4. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
5. You chew on other people's fingernails.
6. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
7. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
8. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
9. Instant coffee takes too long.
10. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
11. You don't tan, you roast.
12. You help your dog chase its tail.
13. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
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9 comments:
Ow…thanks for making me LOL…
:D
Nice Thursday!
haha love this!!
I think you have been a fly on my wall lately LOL!
Love ya
Jeanette
too cute!!! laughing out loud... :)
Love it!!! Awesome list :)
loved #12! haha
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Those are very funny, but since I'm not a coffee drinker, I don't relate very well. I do drink sodas, but I try to limit my intake of those, too.
Happy TT!
OMG! I'm laughing so hard! I used to be a heavy soda drinker, so I can somewhat relate!
14. You read this post so fast that you didn't realize number two and number three said the SAME thing!
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