13 Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

1. You answer the door before people knock.

2.You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

3. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

4. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

5. You chew on other people's fingernails.

6. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.

7. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

8. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

9. Instant coffee takes too long.

10. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

11. You don't tan, you roast.

12. You help your dog chase its tail.

13. Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

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